kettle of fish

This is cute but I’m doing all the stuff that’s going to make me fat and die young.  Shucks! HEALTH MESSAGE As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's patoot. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for [...]