Getting him to eat it

Update:  Good news from Bonnie regarding my ironing protest this morning. She tells me there is a product that sprays away the wrinkles.  I'm going to "Michaels Arts and Crafts" to see what I can find! In the oven, to the plate Tonight I made crustless pizza.  That's what I told Ted.  I had to go about this production kind of on the sly because if he saw the ingredients, he would have gone to the freezer and pulled out a Hot Pocket.  What is a "Pizza " anyway?  I mean, does it really have to have a flour based crust?  [...]