What about Squash
Not the sporty kind... although that triggered a thought for anyone who wants to know..."Squash is a racquet sport game played by two players (or four players for doubles) in a four-walled court with a small, hollow rubber ball. Squash is characterized as a "high-impact" exercise that can place strain on the joints, notably the knees." Ted will warn everyone, never to play this type of sport with Joanne. LOOK OUT! I don't know why, but if there is a place I shouldn't aim... the ball goes there. That's why Ted won't play raquetball with me any more. The point of this [...]